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fimmtudagur, desember 01, 2005 @ 00:52

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PRUMPUDAGATAL.

1-AMBITIOUS FARTER
Always ready to fart.
2-LAZY FARTER
Just fizzles
3-AMIABLE FARTER
Likes to smell others farts.
4-SELFISH FARTER
Only enjoys smelling his own farts.
5-CARELESS FARTER
Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame.
6-SMART ALEC FARTER
Farts when girls are in the room.
7-CLEVER FARTER
Farts and coughs at same time.
8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER
Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them.
9-STINGY FARTER
Belches instead of farting to save his butthole.
10-FOOLISH FARTER
Farts and laughs, while others cry.
11-SHY FARTER
Can only fart on a deserted Island.
12-CONCEITED FARTER
Thinks he can fart the loudest.
13-UNLUCKY FARTER
Tries to fart and soils his underwear.
14- TIMID FARTER
Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts.
15-BEWILDERED FARTER
Unable to distinguish between their farts and others.
16-SLOVENLY FARTER
Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around.
17-NERVOUS FARTER
Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home.
18-MISERABLE FARTER
Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home.
19-CONFUSED FARTER
Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.
20-GROUCHY FARTER
Swears at his or her farts.
21-SNEAKY FARTER
Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek.
22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER
Their farts don't stink.
23-FRESH GUY FARTER
Turns around in front of you and farts.
24-BIG BULLY FARTER
Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses.
25-VAIN FARTER
Deeply moved by the smell of farts.
26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER
Can tell what others have eaten from their farts.
27-WISE FARTER
Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?"
28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER
Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven)
29-MUSICAL FARTER
Tenor or bass,clear as a bell,smells like shit,sounds like a tuba.
30-HONEST FARTER
Farts and blames in on others or the dog.
31-LIVELY FARTER
Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously.

Smell you later

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